TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
AT THE WHITE HOUSE A GENT FOUND REFUGE IN SLUMBER,
FROM FAILURES AND CRITICS GROWING IN NUMBER.
I TRIED TO SLEEP WITH NO SUCCESS,
WITH WORRY ABOUT OUR NATIONAL MESS.
INFLATION, CRIME, AND A MILITARY GONE WOKE,
A VICE PRESIDENT WHO’S BECOME A NATIONAL JOKE.
NON-CITIZENS WILL VOTE WITH NO BORDER CONTROL,
A DEMOGRAPHIC CALAMITY THAT WILL TAKE ITS TOLL.
PRE-K SCHOOLS TEACHERS SHUN EDUCATIONAL TOYS,
PUSHING GENDER CONFUSION ABOUT GIRLS AND BOYS.
IGNORANT FACULTY PROMOTE THE FALSE GLAMOR
AND INFINITE LIES OF THE SICKLE AND HAMMER.
CONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOMS ARE MANDATED AWAY,
WITH FOREIGN POLICY IN COMPLETE DISARRAY.
I MUSED AND WORRIED WHEN I HEARD A JOYFUL CLATTER.
I RUSHED TO THE WINDOW TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
MAINSTREAM REPORTERS FELL ON THEIR HEAD,
SLIPPING AND SLIDING ON THE B.S. THEY SPREAD.
DURHAM GALLOPED IN ON A BUCKING STEER
WITH THE STEELE DOSSIER IMPALED ON A SPEAR.
SUPERIOR COURTS GAVE BIDEN A SLAP ON THE WRIST
HE REMAINED IMPERVIOUS, IF YOU GET MY GIST.
PARENTS AND TEACHERS WERE ON A SPREE
TO STOP INDOCRINATION AND C.R.T.
ECO-ELECTRIC CARS WERE STALLED IN THE MIRE
WITH KERRY, CLIMATEERS, AND FAUCI THE LIAR.
BIPARTISAN DEMOCRATS DESERVE HONORABLE MENTION
GOV. POLIS AND SENATORS TESTER, SINEMA AND MANCHIN.
THE OTHERS SLUMPED WITH FEAR OF ELECTION LOSS,
AWARE THAT VOX POPULI IS THEIR ULTIMATE BOSS.
SANTA FAILED TO APPEAR AT THE MERRY CELEBRATION
NEITHER HE NOR THE REINDEER HAD PROOF OF VACCINATION
SO, IN A STAB AT PENTAMETER WITH RHYMES AND CHEER.
I WISH YOU ALL JOYFUL HOLIDAYS, GOOD HEALTH, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
R.S.K.
