RUTHFULLY YOURS

Campus crybullies are frantically outdoing each other to come up with the nastiest and craziest assaults on free speech and sanity. Robby Soave appears to have found a new winner.

Students at Western Washington University have reached a turning point in their campus’s hxstory. (For one thing, they’re now spelling it with an X—more on that later.) Activists are demanding the creation of a new college dedicated to social justice activism, a student committee to police offensive speech, and culturally segregated living arrangements at the school, which is in Bellingham, up in the very northwest corner of the state.

The demands are for a College of Power and Liberation to teach social justice…

No individual student should have to take on the task of monitoring and challenging injustices within the university. The College of Power and Liberation will provide and support students who are trained and educated in recognizing and addressing these injustices.

and lots of paid positions denouncing political incorrectness… because you can’t expect them to hate people for free.

Though many students, staff and faculty members are committed to doing the important yet difficult work of confronting racism, misogyny, trans- and homo-phobia on this campus, the reality is that students have continuously been expected to live in and address these systems of disempowerment while simultaneously being exploited in order to uphold this image of an “active mind changing lives”. This work is often done without recognition or compensation for labor, time, and effort. The College of Power and Liberation demands an annually dedicated revenue of $45,000 for compensation of students and faculty doing de-colonial work on campus.

There’s the “cry” part of crybullies. Our modern Maoists are ridiculously whiny. They want to purge everyone and then they complain about how hard they have it suffering the existence of non-lefties who spell persxn as “person”.

Oh yes, because anyone who doesn’t spell it “persxn” is committing a hate crime. And the Office for Social Transformation must come for him. Oh yes.

 We demand the creation and implementation of a 15 persxn paid student committee, The Office for Social Transformation, to monitor, document, and archive all racist, anti- black, transphobic, cissexist, misogynistic, ablest, homophobic, islamophobic, and otherwise oppressive behavior on campus.

… The committee will do this work in a way that is accountable to students, rather than to the university.

The committee will employ a three-strike disciplinary system that corresponds to citations that are processed. A collaboration between the student(s) involved, the faculty, and the committee must take place in order to appropriately address the offense. All faculty is subject, with justification, to disciplinary action, including non- tenure track faculty, tenure track faculty, tenured faculty, and everyone in a teaching position within the University.

This demand is to be implemented by Spring 2016.

In English, that means they want the Salem Witch Trials with the right of both high and low justice over faculty members who spell hxstory, history. Which is probably cissexist and makes you a witch. They want show trials, executions with crybully kangaroo courts and they want to spell them as “crxbully cangarxx cxxrts”. Because social justice.

And this is only the beginning, enemies of the state!

These demands come out of a long hxstory of oppression played out at all levels of schooling… these demands are the beginning of a transformation rather than a Band-Aid solution to the problems

Well isn’t that just xxxxx xxxxxxx.