RUTHFULLY YOURS

So, given the media’s placement of importance on Millennials, I will take my lead from them and talk about Millennials, too!  Given how we are told (it must be true!) how in sync Millennials are with the Democratic agenda, who do you think is in a better position to appeal to them: Hillary or Bernie?

Bernie, at only 73 years old, is the exact same age at which Ray Charles died.  And James Brown, and Pat Morita (from The Karate Kid).  And Bernie is only three years older than Hans Christian Andersen, Gene Roddenberry, Stanley Kubrick, and Bob Denver were when they died.

At 67 years of age, Hillary Clinton is practically a spring chicken, the exact same age when George Washington, Ingrid Bergman, Liberace, and Johnny Cochran died, and only seven years older than Teddy Roosevelt and Anthony Perkins when they died.

Bernie has a very youthful appearance, like Doc from the “Back to the Future” movies

While Hillary always has an expression of positive energy on her face, except when she has one of those problems with her head:

Here you can see her at her airbrushed best as she casually walks a chair around a pool:

We don’t know much about Bernie Sanders’s state of health, but we know that Hillary is in tip-top shape, except for the blood clots in her brain, the concussions, and the fainting spells.  I think if she doesn’t faint during any important times, she will be fine.

Bernie’s mere name exudes youth; “Bernie” is such a youthful name.  It reminds one of the Weekend at Bernie’s films, about a dead body being carried around and propped up as if it were living.

Meanwhile, Hillary may not have driven a car since 1996, and she may not know how to have two e-mail accounts (or, in fact, she may) or know how to use a fax machine, but she has attracted crowds of drones.

Looking out to a theater full of motivated college students, Hillary Rodham Clinton said their generation showed great promise as “open-minded and tolerant” Americans ready to step forward for an important cause.

The cause?  Electing Hillary!

So you do think Millennials will gravitate to Bernie’s youthful version of old, or Hillary’s young version of old?  Do you think, as long as they were getting abortions, gay marriage, and illegals by the millions, that young people would rally around a 5,000-year-old mummy?

This article was produced by NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.