https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/09/25/gretas-flotilla-and-the-suicidal-stupidity-of-islamo-leftism/
Remember when leftists chanted, ‘Yemen, Yemen, make us proud / Turn another ship around!’, goading the medieval anti-Semites of the Houthi movement to bomb merchant ships in the Red Sea? Well, now those same people are blubbing like babies because Israel allegedly pumped some ABBA on to their flotilla of boats heading to Gaza. So it’s fine for a racist militia to rain missiles on the hard-grafting men of merchant ships, but heaven forbid that the Jewish State subject the lily-handed activist class to a bit of ‘Dancing Queen’. Bombing commercial ships is resistance – making the West’s privileged, preening haters of Israel listen to some Seventies bangers is a war crime.
They don’t like it up ’em, do they, to quote Lance Corporal Jones. A fitting line to cite because, when you think about it, these flotilla fools are the Dad’s Army of the high seas, only younger and a lot more sinister. A gaggle of social misfits that fancies itself as a force for good. A mob of inept muppets that hilariously fantasises it will save the world from evil – from Nazism in the case of Dad’s Army, from Zionism in the case of the ABBA-oppressed TikTokers on those dumb boats sailing into a warzone. Rarely has the woke left’s toxic combination of grating self-pity and depthless self-regard been so starkly exposed as it has by the latest melodramas from these white-saviour ships in the Med.
It’s hard to figure out exactly what’s going on with the flotilla. We know 52 boats are involved. We know Greta Thunberg is on one of them. We know they intend to ‘smash’ Israel’s naval blockade of Gaza. We know they’re carrying food parcels for Gazans. We know that in the six weeks or so that they’re at sea, Israel will have handed out around 40million meals in Gaza. And we know this will do sweet FA to dislodge the latest hip libel about the Jewish State ‘starving Palestinians to death’.
But everything else is unclear. The boat folk claim their communications systems have been targeted. ‘They’re jamming our radio!’, cried one as ABBA blasted in the background. Is it wrong that I laughed? They say drones have flown overhead. They say some of the drones have dropped items on to the boats, possibly including ‘noise grenades’, which are designed to disorientate people without injuring them. They say it’s all Israel’s doing, though the Italian authorities, in whose waters these things reportedly happened, pointed the finger at ‘unidentified perpetrators’. Israel is staying schtum. It refuses to comment on the very serious accusation that it is committing the war crime of winding up Swedish Greta with some Swedish pop.
The flotilla’s keffiyeh-adorned flag-shaggers are shocked that someone seems to be targeting them. I’m shocked these people are that dumb.